Taste Test: MHLL vs. MHL

Today, Suzanne came over to drink some beers. I felt like doing an experiment, so we decided to do a taste test! Miller High Life vs. Miller High Life Light. I was the designated taster, and Suzanne made sure the experiment was carefully regulated. It was to be a BLIND taste test.

Both bottles of beer looked so delicious and refreshing! I couldn't wait to start tasting!

The contenders. Note both glasses have equally delicious-looking foamy heads:

Suzanne kept track of which beer was in which glass. TASTING!

The Verdict: BOTH beers were equally delicious!!! No need to choose one over the other. Drink up! Cheers!

He blows goats. I have proof.

Last night, Mom and Dad had me over for dinner. Mom mentioned that HBO had Wayne's World on demand this month! We were all like "LET'S WATCH IT!" I probably haven't seen it in ten years! Dad LOVED it when it first came out, and was always trying to do "Not!" and "As if!" but sort of getting them wrong. Hee. Anyway, it was just as funny as ever. Party Time. Excellent.

Kashi Go Lean Crunch! Honey Almond Flax

I get really excited about new products sometimes. When I saw that Kashi Go Lean Crunch! had come out with a new flavor I was super pumped to try it! I LOVE Kashi so much. I eat it pretty much every day for breakfast. Soooooo I bought it, and my review is IT RULES!!!!! It's honey coated spectacularness. With slivers of almonds!!! I highly recommend it.

Geraldine: Pure Bastard Rock

Today was a marathon fun day! First, Summer stopped by for lunch. Later, Alaina stopped by and I got to meet her baby, Benjamin! Then Linda picked me up and we went to the BioLife company picnic at Stroud's Run.

We had hot dogs and brownies, and watched little kids roll down the hill. They were trying to catch fish by making 'fish food', which had bread, cheese, corn chips and grass. Ha! They did not catch any.

Afterwards, Linda and I went out with her assistant manager Stephanie, and her husband George. It was a good time. Then we headed over to the Union to see Geraldine's last show. Tons of people were out, it was a super night! Again, lots more unicorn pegasuses.



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Party at Dawna's!

Last night, Dawna had a going away keg party for some kids who are leaving. It was a great party, complete with a guacamole contest! It was another unicorn pegasus filled weekend. (www.unicornpegasus.com!)



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Caramel Tootsie Pop

My mom gave me a present. The new flavor of Tootsie Pop: Caramel!!! Caramel is one of my favorite things ever. So I was very excited to try this new product.

Doo doo doo dooooooooo!

Look at that delicious caramelness:

Holy SHIT it is DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!

I checked my wrapper to see if I got The Indian, for good luck. Those are his pants up in the upper right hand corner. Does that count?

I will definitely be partaking in this product again in the future.

ACMF and 80's Dance Party!

Tonight, Linda and I headed uptown to see some bands at the Athens Community Music Fest. There were a ton of people out, and it was a good night for unicorn pegasus time. After the bands, we headed to an 80's dance party where everybody danced their emeffing asses off.



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Unicorn Pegasus

I just bought this url: www.unicornpegasus.com! It am hoping to fill it with people sporting my patented unicorn pegasus tattoo. I'm so excited to own this dot com. Whoohoo! Anyway, I had a lot of willing participants tonight, and we had a lot of fun.



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Athens High School Mini Reunion and Unicorn Tattoos!

On my way home from the fair, I got a call from some high school buddies that I hadn't seen in ages. They were at O'Hooley's, so I headed up to meet them. Alaina and Ani!

Ani, Alaina, and me!

Out on the patio, we ran into Ry, and he gave me a tattoo. It hurt.

Then we headed up to the Cat's Eye, and we took that Sharpie with us.

How did THAT get there?

Pretty much everyone let me give them a tattoo.

Hahah, even the doorman got one!

Melanie's tattoo is a little strugglin'.

The following night, I brought a blue marker out instead, and over 12 people got tattoos!! Unfortunately, I did not bring my camera that night, so the only photo I have is one Linda took on her camera phone. It's a good thing she had that, because it is not often you see this rare species of unicorn, the Nipplecorn:

Near Death Experience at the Athens County Fair

Tonight, I went to the Athens County Fair with Summer and Rose! We watched the Demolition Derby.

Candy Apple!

VROOOOOOOM!

We screamed our faces off for the cars we were rootin' for!

After awhile we headed out to explore the rest of the fair. Look, that cow has the same name as Rose!

Candy Apples!!!!

As we were walking to the fair, this kid was giving us shit from the car he was in with his mom!! He was teasing us! Later we found him at the Lemon Shake Up booth and were like, "YOU! It's YOU! Not so tough when you're not in your mommy's car, are you?" and he was so shy and cute. He did not want me to take his picture so I DID:

Then Summer and I rode the rainbow ride! We rode with these girls Alexis and Kendra.

After the Rainbow Ride, we made the mistake of going down the Super Slide. At the top of the slide, something horrible and frightening happened. Here, Summer and I walk to our possible impending doom:

Now, this photo is dark and grainy, but I have utilized high-tech night vision technology, and you can kind of see what's going on. Basically, there were a shit ton of people crammed onto a tiny metal platform. A sort of large woman was trying to position herself onto a sack to go down the slide, but was having trouble fitting on. Meanwhile, she was precariously holding a BABY!!! All of a sudden, she slipped and fell backwards, slamming her head onto the metal wall behind her!

The structure was shaking and I was grabbing onto the railing and Summer was like "this is what you read about when you're like 'how dumb were all of those tons of people to cram onto that little space' and then you read about how it PLUMMETED to the EARTH.

Luckily, the baby didn't get hurt, and everyone worked together to get the mother and the baby down the stairs. Summer and I hopped on our sacks and slid down to safety.

When we got to the bottom we were like "I can't believe we're alive." "Let's get the eff out of here!"

Campstravaganza

This weekend was the much anticipated Campstravaganza, hosted by Clark and Anne in Erie, Pennsylvania. Clark's fam has land right on the beautiful Lake Erie, and a bunch of friends got together this weekend for some summertime delight.

It was actually my first time EVER CAMPING. It was a piece of cake! We did lots of grilling, corn hole playing, swimming, campfiring, and relaxing. Viva Campstravaganza!



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Fruity Cheerios

Cheerios came out with a new cereal that is TOTALLY DELICIOUS. Here is my review of the new Fruity Cheerios.

Fruity Cheerios are awesome. They're rainbowly cheerful circles of deliciousness. They tastes like Froot Loops, but are healthy like Cheerios! They even have some fiber in them! I highly recommend them. I think everyone should buy a box of Fruity Cheerios and enjoy a bowl.