Today, Nancy had a bunch of us over for some swimming to celebrate the fact that her sister Valaree is in town! We were drinking Suzanne's famous Chi Chis, which are made by filling a frothy pitcher full of pineapple juice, frozen lemonade concentrate, 1 can of Coco Lopez and a fifth of vodka. When you're ready to pour your drink, you pour some of that slushy deliciousness into a cup and then add some seltzer water to fill up the rest.
Valaree misunderstood the directions and thought you were supposed to add VODKA! She made a cocktail for me (vodka + vodka = lots of vodka), and before you know it, somehow I ended up with Kent's ushanka on my head:
ONE STICK! FOR WHOLE COUNTRY TO SHARE!
WE ONLY HAD ONE POTATO!
THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MY FUN!!
Etc., etc., etc....
Needless to say it was a very fun afternoon!