Today, Nancy had a bunch of us out for a pool party! It was a perfect swimming day. Summer, Mike, Dan and Yumi had a diving board contest! And a flip contest!
Dan and Yumi were our cheerleaders!
Look at Summer the ninja with all of those BULLSEYES! Damn!
The Ninjas beat The Unicorns, so we had to bow our horns in shame.
KISS MY HORN!
We drew a dead guy in the middle of the scoreboard, and Summer drew how the ninjas were going to kill him, and I drew the unicorn goring him. I was hoping this drawing would scare them into a loss for the second game, but unfortunately we lost again. Hopefully there will be a rematch soon!
So Summer and I played darts against Craig and Tracy tonight, and Tina hung too. I think the team names started out as Turd Whistlers and Unicorn Pegasuses? Or something like that. But they got changed to BUTT STUDS vs. BUTT PEGASUSES.
This beer by Bell's Brewing Company that they have at Tony's right now is the most delicious beer, seriously. It's called Burnin' Bells and it tastes like FRANZISKANER.
This girl spilled beer all over all of my stuff, so I fought her. It might look like she's about to punch me, but really *I* am about to stab HER with those darts in my hand. Hi-YAH!