Friday, February 06, 2009

Happy Birthday, Vana! (An Open Letter to Moss)

Dear Moss,

Today was Vana's birthday! To celebrate, we all went to Purple Chopstix for dinner! Well, most of us did. You never showed up! Cheryl had to work all night at a youth lock-in, Yang and Sarah were over 500 miles away in New York City, but you? Why weren't you there?

Mmm, Vana got crepes:

I made Triple Butterscotch Cupcakes for dessert!

Since you never showed up, we decided to check your apartment. You weren't there, but we figured it would be a great place to enjoy our cupcakes.

Oh, and Moss? This is how we all feel about you ruining Vana's birthday!!!

And it didn't stop there. Vana farted on your pillow.

And in your fridge.

And in your Raisin Bran.

And in your oven.

Make a wish!

Kayla helped out too. She farted on your wall.

And in your plant.

Ben even took a whiz in your sink!

Ben and Dennis say, "Peace out."

Glasses switch-up!

This birthday celebration has been brought to you by Beano.

Moss, you really should have been there. You might want to open all your windows up and let your apartment air out a bit.


Kate (and the gang)

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